Koukyyae


 * This article is about the snack company. If you were looking for its namesake, see Khokalt Khyyp Koukyyae.

Koukyyae (pronounced: /kukaɪeɪː/) is a Pigganian brand of stackable wheat cookie owned by Flourbill's.

Originally developed by its namesake, Cheunaso War veteran and native Benumian, Khokalt Khyyp Koukyyae in 1976 PPT, the brand was sold to Flourbill's in 1980 PPT, and gained its well-known slogan "You can have anything, or you can have a can of Koukyyaes!" As of 2020, Koukyyae is sold in 43 countries, and is the 5th largest cookie company after Disco's, Flyǐng's, Chodipa Cookies, and Crumps.

History
In 1976, food rations were needed in order to stimulate the fighting soldiers. Khyyp Koukyyae experimented with food in his earlier days, and while ambushing the enemy in a wheat field, he picked off some of that wheat to create flour. Using the already existing chocolate rations, Khyyp Koukyyae made a 0.15 inch thick chocolate wheat cookie that would later be trademarked as Koukyyae Original. He made this cookie with a magnifying glass to bake it, a plate, and his own hands.

After the ration idea was brought back to Birdiopolis, they were mass-produced in ovens and with faster strategies. They were packaged in long cans, the iconic ones we see today. This means it was easy to store the food and make sure it gets out to the soldiers. The reason these were mass-produced is because of its excellent taste, amount of protein, sugar, and energy packed into it as well as its stackability that made it easy to store and package.

After the war, Birdiopolis presented Koukyyae with their recipe. Koukyyae was hesitant in producing the cookies for commercial sale at first, but realized that he could use the money he got, and thus made a whole ton of the cookies. The cookies were at first limited only to Piggania before it was spread to Flokk in 1978.

In 1980, Flourbill's offered to buy out the product as Koukyyae was sick and getting old, and could not run a business. He agreed, got the money, and then retired. He was a billionare, but donated some of his money to his nephews and niece, and as he approached the end of his life, he donated more and more money. He eventually died on Squawkember 2, 1982.

Flourbill's later began experimenting with new flavors, which you can still find in stores today, but the one new flavor that really hit it off was the hard-baked, smaller, sweeter, chocolate-chip Granny Koukyyae's Cookies. This particular cookie earned Flourbill's even more money, and is the 2nd most popular flavor of Koukyyae Cookie, after the original, to this day! In 1991, Flourbill's surpassed Katze Snacks as 2nd largest snack company.

Flourbill's invested the cookies worldwide in 1983, and over the course of 4 years, it spread to 41 new countries, and is still popular to this day in every single one of them. Nowadays, there are 4 Koukyyae Snack Factories worldwide: Fischadlerkralle, Dellse, Kulah, Uket, Seae, Bechturon, and its original factory in Intuk, Piggania.

Other Flavors

 * Chocolate flavor (Dark brown can)
 * Vanilla flavor (Silver can)
 * Vanilla flavor with chocolate chips (Red can)
 * Chocolate flavor with white chocolate chips (Light blue can)
 * Caramel flavor (Gold can)
 * Chocolate flavor with mint flavored white chocolate chips (Green can)
 * Strawberry flavor (Pink can)
 * Rainbow flavor (Vanilla flavor with cherry/orange/lemon/apple/raspberry/grape flavored white chocolate chips) (Rainbow can, only available in June (Pride month))
 * Chocolate flavor with candy corn chips (Orange/black can, only available in October)
 * Vanilla flavor with exploding candy (Purple can)
 * Watermelon flavor (Pink/green can)
 * Chocolate flavor with Orange flavored white chocolate chips (Orange can)
 * Pineapple flavor (Yellow/green can)
 * Chocolate flavor with dark/milk/white chocolate chips (Brown can)
 * Tiramisu flavor (Vanilla/chocolate flavor) (Beige can)
 * Honeycomb flavor (Yellow can)
 * Bubblegum flavor (Blue can)
 * DELLSE ONLY Pepper flavor (Maroon can)

Recipe
The current "Original" recipe developed by Khyyp Koukyyae in 1977 when he started his business. Note that the original recipe did not have VeralEggs™, Brown or Dark Brown Sugar, milk, vanilla extract, baking soda, or baking powder, and was also cooked slightly differently.

Source of recipe:

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 * 3.25 cups of all purpose flour
 * 1 cup of cocoa powder
 * ½ cup of melted milk chocolate
 * 10 VeralEggs™
 * Sugar
 * ½ White sugar
 * 1 Brown sugar
 * 1 Dark brown sugar
 * 2 sticks of butter
 * 1 teaspoon of milk
 * 1 teaspoon of salt
 * 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
 * 1 teaspoon of baking soda
 * 3 teaspoons of baking powder
 * An oven
 * A spatula
 * A bowl
 * A fridge
 * A stove
 * A wooden spoon
 * Molds for the cookies
 * 1) Mix the salt, flour, baking soda, baking powder, and chocolate.
 * 2) Melt the butter
 * 3) Beat VeralEggs™ and sugar until smooth and white.
 * 4) Add the butter and VeralEgg™/sugar mixture together, add vanilla extract.
 * 5) Sift the dry ingredients. Add the wet ingredents and gently fold the batter with a hand whisk. Don't pop any air bubbles or overmix. Use of a spatula is recommended.
 * 6) Chill the mixture in a fridge for 5-10 minutes.
 * 7) Place the batter in the molds. Make the cookies as thin as possible
 * 8) Bake the cookies for 18-23 minutes at 350 °F
 * 9) Cool for 10 minutes
 * 10) This is enough to fill 12 cans of Koukyyae's