Khokalt Khyyp Koukyyae


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Khokalt Khyyp Koukyyae  (pronounced /ˈkjɒ'kælt kjaɪp kukaɪeɪː/) (May 46, 1959 - Squawkember 2, 1982) was a war veteran, nutritionist, train conductor, entrepreneur, businessman, and founder of Koukyyae cookie company. He owned the company from October 36, 1976 to Birduse 37, 1980, a company that sold thin, stackable wheat cookies packaged in a long, tubular can. The product is currently available in 43 countries, and exists in most every general, grocery, mart, or mini-mart store there.

Before creating the cookies, Khyyp Koukyyae worked as a train conductor on all seven days of the week, and was let off towards the night. When he was at home, alone, he experimented with cooking, baking and food science because it really did interest him. During his later years as a conductor, he began working off the money to quit his job and present his ideas to the general populous of the Birdio Territory. He continued this process for a while, but after some conflict with the Pigs in 1969, money and wage dropped, and Khyyp Koukyyae had to extend his time as a conductor.

In 1974, the Cheunaso War started. Khyyp Koukyyae was drafted in as a division commander. Although he was a bit old, his ableness in telling people on the train what to do, and his seeming skill at hiding proved well for his military career.

In 1976, food rations were needed. Most divisions only had some nuts and chocolate to eat. So, aspiring food scientist Khokalt Khyyp Koukyyae, created a stackable chocolate wheat cookie. He gave the rations to his division, and when they reported to base, Khyyp Koukyyae's ration idea was sent to Birdiopolis because it was so good.

The government of the Birdio Territory then mass-produced these cookies, and gave them out at army bases for divisions to eat. They were so great because of their energy, taste, calories, protein, and easy packagability.

After the war, Koukyyae ran the cookie company, and became a billionare. He toured Piggania, and eventually traveled to Bechturon, and toured there while spending his money and selling cookies. When he came back to Piggania, he bought a large manor in Intuk, where he then resided. He was getting old and sick, and in 1980, he sold his cookie company to Flourbill's.

He then retired, and stayed retired for 2 years up until his death on Squawkember 2, 1982.